TALLAHASSEE, FL — An area six-sided die is desperately hoping the players of tactical board game ZombiE=MC2 discover it’s not a standard die, but rather one marked 1-1-2-2-3-4. “Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap,” reports the green die, “This is just going to muck everything up.” To date, local gamers had not noticed the discrepancy. […]
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KINGDOM OF WYRMICHOR — According to sages at the Tower of the Truth’s Light, 84% of all names have some kind of common link with the person’s chosen profession. “The findings apply to the entirety of the kingdom, across all trades and skillsets,” noted Brother Quill, head scribe at the Tower. “There are the obvious […]
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MUNCIE, IN — Area players report that ever since Evan Versandi visited the Muncie Renaissance Faire on June 16, 2018, all RPG sessions with Versandi as GM have prominently featured a sword, ocarina, and/or crystal ball. “I love props as much as the next player,” says group member Melinda Fentner, “but it seems Evan’s going […]
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KINGDOM OF WYRMICHOR — According to the six members of the Band of Begrudging Bravery, the handwriting of all those who aren’t in the adventuring group has been shown to be remarkably consistent. “Look at these letters,” explains Lady Arcbright, noted cleric and the group’s leader. “This one’s from Prince Lionfell who wanted us to […]
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BERKELEY, CA — Researchers at the Institute of Consumer Data have concluded that almost half of all crowdfunded game projects provide less satisfaction to customers than simply destroying an equivalent amount of money. “These findings have held true in all aspects of the gaming industry,” said Dr. Caroline Manisk, who spearheaded the research. “In nearly […]
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GRAND RAPIDS, MI — A local game group has confirmed that although the recently purchased fantasy boardgame Destiny Bladesmen includes a scaled-down “Quickstart” rules booklet, that booklet is itself 16 pages in length. “Jeez, how long is it going to take to read this thing?” inquired area player Doug Shannin as he flipped through the […]
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